However, in bizzaro world, where people still do things for fun - there's going to be a giant banana orbiting Texas. Check out these official photo-shopped pics:
Basically, they're going to put a realistic, banana shaped blimp nearly 1000 ft in length 20 miles over Texas. It has internal gyroscopic stabilization to keep it oriented horizontally (which is apparently aided by the boomerang-like wobbling), and some type of navigation to keep it over Texas (GPS?). So far as I can tell - they're serious. They have a considerable number of very smart people working on this. Apparently, the Canadian "artists" think this is a funny way of simultaneously insulting and exalting the beautiful absurdity that is Texas.
That conjures up a rousing mental symphonic performance of Also sprach Zarathustra. Nice. Well, back to the real world. Enjoy your sleep, everyone - tonight I shall have none.
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